1000 things movies taught us

185. If you get caught up in some word-based viral outbreak that causes zombification, try and forget the meanings of every word in the English language or mix them up.

186. Or just hide in an attic.
 
194.Do you want a clean shopping experience? Mexico City has the cleanest malls in the world. A cannibal can vomit and die and a cleaning team will just remove him. Simply amazing.
 
196.

Nicholson in the 'Bucket List':

1. Never waste an erection
2. Never pass up a bathroom
3. Never trust a fart

Golden rules to live by, I'm sure! A trilogy of sorts, too.
 
199. If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake... and I have a straw, and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake.
 
ayase said:
199. If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake... and I have a straw, and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake.

Oooh there's one I should have posted ><, good line!

200. They are the droids you're looking for
 
202. Dolphins have belly-buttons. Holy fu..... :eek: They are mammals. So that makes sense. Why did I never make the connection?

203. If you see a child torturing small animals, they are destined to be a dentist.

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