1000 things movies taught us

[memorium]

70. don't watch some videotape you found lying around, it maybe cursed

 

[Genkina Hito]

71. Slackers always get ahead and get the girl.

 

[Rakuen]

72. All psychiatrists in the 1800's were Austrian.

 

[memorium]

73. Traveling through time and collecting various historical people is an excellent way to get an A+ in your History exam

 

[Voddas]

74. Speeds of 88 mph are required for traveling threw time.

 

[Genkina Hito]

75. You can survive a nuclear explosion by hiding inside a lead-lined refrigerator.

 

[BlackWolf]

^ What movie is that off again?

76. Be careful what pet you feed after midnight...

 

[devilrules666]

77. never ever cross the streams...

 

[Voddas]

^ What movie is that off again?

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull

78. When losing a fight, often screaming can lead to a boost in strength resulting in a win.

 

[devilrules666]

79. if u see a man dressed as a bat run like a mother******!

 

[Voddas]

80. If you find a Raptor nest, for god's sake don't steal their eggs!

 

[Will-O'-The-Wisp]

81. Russian men never shave

 

[devilrules666]

82. all geeks dress like ur grandad used to

 

[BlackWolf]

Thanks Voddas , still need to see the new Indy film

83. If you live in Tokyo consider getting Giant Monster Insurance

 

[Genkina Hito]

84. During a zombie apocalypse only keep a zombie chained up if you:
a) want it to eat you or
b) want it to eat others (in which case, please keep it out of sight).

 

[Voddas]

85. Always keep a bible, notepad or police badge in your inside left jacket pocket. It could save your life!

 

[BlackWolf]

And addenum to number 84.

c) or if you want to play Timesplitters 2 with it in the shed.

 

[Genkina Hito]

And addenum to number 84.

c) or if you want to play Timesplitters 2 with it in the shed.

Good game... Not a fan of the controls.

86. All artists are either addicted to drugs, mentally unstable or both.

 

[Rakuen]

87. Never get emotionally close to either an animal or an otherworldly creature you found. It will most likely die, or have to go back home.

 

[Voddas]

88. A world without emotion isn't a good thing, although gun fights will improve.